|this was actually mid-song. remind me to tell you about that sometime...|
The best part about living with a sleep talker is trying to get them to carry on a complete conversation while still asleep. I never hear Riley laugh quite as loudly or talk quite as animatedly as he does when he's sleeping. It doesn't even bother me that he's constantly waking me up because it's just so hilarious. Riley has said so many crazy things while sleeping, that I started to write them down so that I could read them back to him in the morning. The enjoyment we got out of it was just too good not to share.*
Riley: How are we gonna catch one of those?
Me: One of what?
Riley: Bottle caps! We're supposed to catch one of those bottle caps!
I imagine this one to be some sort of flying fish scenario in which the fish are actually bottle caps. But really, I have no idea... and neither does he.
Riley: Were those pancakes out of waffle mix?
Me: Yeah, why?
Riley: Hmmm. Well, I guess they'll hold syrup pretty well. I know it's expensive, ain't it?
I guess we have been eating a lot of pancakes lately...
Riley: Please don't try connecting anything.
Me: Like what?
Riley: Like any refrigeration lines of the sort.
Me: Why not?
Riley: Because it has to be done in a certain order and fashion.
Bossy, right? Maybe this is another reason why I am so insecure about my "handy man" skills.
Riley: Uh oh! That sounds scary!
Riley: Having blades hurl past me!
This one just has to be part of acting out his childhood Indiana Jones fantasy. But again, we have no idea.
And lastly, my all time favorite:
Riley: HAHAhahaha! They've even got the little one saying it now!
If you only knew just how badly I wanted to know what the "little one" was and what exactly it was saying!!!
*all ridiculous nonsense printed with approval.
If that's not enough husband humor for you, check out the funny things The Lady Okie's husband says... while awake.
Are you a sleep talker, or do you know one? Do you have any crazy conversations to share?